Shawne Merriman's Tweets

Since Shawne Merriman has been tied up lately, I thought I'd offer what his tweets would have been had his blackberry not been confiscated at county. Alas, ladies and gentlemen, tonight's top 10 list! [adjusting tie]

10. @County, attorney not answering cell, need 58 large 4 bail aSaP!!!

9. At least I didn't get shot like Foley! Haha, that krazy fool!

8. Is John Clayton goin' all over-dramatic on espn news yet? BS. Roll w/ Fox Sports, and btw, watch my show Pro Football Preview Tuesdays at 9

7. Ironic Tila Tequila can't handle her liquor

6. Just found out my bunk-mate has tryout w/ raiders on Monday! LOL!
5. Damn, gots Comish Goodell texting me right now…brb

4. No worries, just secured SD Co Sheriff deal on this "business trip"; they now sponsored by Lights Out Clothing and Verve Energy. 56 always hustlin'!!!

3. Just showed warden how do lights-out dance, hooked me up wit warm cookies xoxo :-)

2. thx @Pacman_luvsgirls for bail $$$. Knew my boy always roll wit stacks of straight cash dimes @5am

1. Didn't do it...if really wanted to choke her, Ida used something else! Zing! JK