Actually, he was only on the ice for 18 minutes and Malkin was the one who scored a hat-trick, but if people are always thanking god for their victories why can't this guy get some credit? At least he plays! Unlike god who's probably conjuring up another tsunami somewhere in the third world yet he racks up all the accolades. It must be tough being a pro athlete, you work your ass off your entire life just trying to get a shot at the big time but you can't even acknowledge your own hard work without having to give someone else the glory. And if that's not bad enough, every time you have an off night you have to take accountability for playing lousy. Wait! Where'd that guy taking all the credit go? Oh, he's in the adjoining press room taking credit for the other teams win. Now ain't that a bitch.
a couple things,
ReplyDelete1: How do you pass up a substantiated opportunity to say that Satan assisted a team in winning a game?
2: What else are we going to talk aboot while we conjure up another biblical metaphor for lebron?
3: I've been marinating a 6 pound boneless leg of lamb for 2 DAYS! It was more by accident really, I was going to roast it yesterday but I decided to go drink after work instead. So, I'll be throwing down tonight if you want to come over.
Lebron and I are going through what is becoming a difficult time in this divorce, and we ask that you respect our privacy during these hard times. Thank you.
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