Reasons why Cleveland will NOT win the title

1. Phil Jackson just dropped an uncensored F-bomb at his press conference, clearly the man is determined.

2. There is no "guerito que le ayuda a Lebron"

3. Every time lebron has to tell his mom to "sit her ass down" the Machine is going to drain another tre.

4. Lebron's hearing with the United Nations concerning his request to be recognized as an individual country falls on the same week as the championship

5. There's a reason Eric Cartman always says his moves are "Totally Kobe" and not "totally lebron"

6. Is ESPN producing a Spike Lee film titled "Lebron Doing Work"? No.

7. KOBE!