Sunday, May 10, 2009

Faith + 1

so your artwork and praise for LeBron James got me thinking with Biblical analogies.
  1. The aforementioned LeBron = Moses. Trying desperately to lead his team to the promise land. Spent a good part of his life in god-forsaken places. Cleveland/Akron. The wilderness.  
  2. Kobe = King David. Had a little fling with a broad ootside his marriage yet largely overshadowed by other great works accepted by the masses.  
  3. Jason Kidd = Job. The poor bastard unselfishly leads his team/family for most of his life yet god screws him for no reason. see game 3 in the Denver-Dallas series.  
  4. Kevin Garnett = Joseph. The sympathetic favorite one we're supposed to like because of their personal stories (poor upbringing, brothers sold him), but just so damn hard to do so.  
  5. Methuselah = Sam Cassell. Is this guy finally retired?  
  6. Jacob = Derek Fisher. No one can really remember anything bad aboot them and they're both physically scrappy. (I'm assuming Jacob was the one that wrestled with the angel) I'm sure you guys can think of more.

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  2. the three wisemen. after they get what they want (whatevah, I do what I waunt!) they're never heard from again.

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